Monday, December 17, 2012

"Baby, there's cops outside" Karaoke! And our last day Blog Hopping with Holiday Gift of Love.

Alas, this is our final day for Karaoke Fun singing wacky, whimisical and way off planet lyrics to some of my favorite Christmas songs. Thanks so much for taking part. I hope you all signed up here to win a free book and then hopped all over the merry place to enter on other blogs for more prizes and some amazing Grand Prizes.

Smitten Image is the first of a series of futuristic urban fantasy's set in the future. I'm currently working on The Bedrosian Born: Broken Eros, a story about an apprentice pleasure succubae (whose family has been in the world's oldest profession since the world was new). Garin Bedrosian is determined she will not co-operate with her family's plan to turn her into a high priced courtesan, which puts her life and those she loves in danger. Cutter Greely is a Rifter who can open space and slip through to other destinations which makes him a perfect corporate spy. But it doesn't make for an easy nor a very long life. And he has no room for Garin and the troubles she brings with her. Please check back in early 2013 for the release of Broken Eros. I'd love to hear what you think. Thanks again for stopping in and Happy Hopping!

                    (I apologize for singing both parts and for not sounding very male...)

 "Baby, there's cops outside"... (a.k.a. Baby, it's cold outside)

I  really can’t stay,
                   Baby, there’s cops out there
I must get away
                   Baby, there’s cops out there
You got me in
                   Was hoping they’d miss the boat
This awful mess.
                    They caught on faster than I’d hoped.
I really thought it wasn’t a bank job
                    Quick, let’s hide the loot in the floor
Didn’t think of paying the price
                     Before they come to break down the door.
So really I’ve got to scurry,
                     Hurry there’s no time to lose now
So let me go, I’ll shut my mouth.
                     We’ve got to keep a hold of this score

Don’t want in the clink,
                    Baby, it’s bad out there  
Jeesh, what’s in this drink?
                    Lights flashing everywhere
I wish I knew how
                    I’ll make a dash,    
To quit this mess
                    Just let me go, I’ll take the cash
I shoulda said, hell, not going
                    No one’s gonna catch me again
At least I coulda gotten away
                    What’s the sense in hurting my pride.
I really can’t stay.
                     Baby, don’t hold out.

Hey, cause there’s cops outside!

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Friday, December 14, 2012

Crazy Karaoe fun with "Starving in a Winter Wonderland" on the Holiday Gifts of Love Blog Hop!

Welcome to Karaoke Madness with me today. We're singing "Starving in a Winter Wonderland." So push play below, loosen up your voice, sing along, enjoy yourself and please, laugh out loud! Leave a comment to sign up for giveaways, including some great grand prizes. And then please go to other bloggers listed below, enter there and then just keep hopping! 

And feel free to look around here. I've written a futuristic urban fantasy called Smitten Image. Lily Barnett, a drifty but brilliant artist who is hopeless at love, stumbles on a magic shop and drinks a love potion. Her magic sparks to life, creating chaos and mayhem around her. Not even her handsome best friend and neighbor, Daniel, can help her. Rogue powers, mischance, dark secrets, pelican mini-lights quoting poetry and painted portraits coming to life all turn Lily's once simple life upside down...

“You will want to curl up on Lily Barnett's sagging sofa for a cup of tea, remind her to feed the fish, and watch her magical world unfold around you. A thoroughly welcome and refreshing take on the classic romance novel. Read it and be transported...” says Tin L.
“Magic--Excitement--Exquisite Writing! Pam B. Morris knows how to write. Her words pull you in and make you feel as if you're living in the world she's created. It's a joy to read and I couldn't wait to see what happened.--then was so sad when I'd read the last word.” Review by Celtic Moon Girl

 Starving in a Winter Wonderland

It’s the phone, are you listening,
I’ve a rant and it’s blistering.
My swimsuits too tight,
I’m dieting tonight,
Starving in a winter wonderland.

Gone away are my thin clothes,
Here to stay, strange new fat rolls,
Cabbage and greens,
Peas and some beans,
Starving in a winter wonderland.

On the treadmill I can break a sweat now
Pretending I can run a marathon,
Yes, I look a lot like a big milk cow
I’m confused I will not lose what I put on.

Later on, I’ll conspire
To eat cupcakes with desire,
Then face off the scale,
Hit Walmart's BIG sale,
Starving in a winter wonderland

When I’m thin, I’ll buy new clothes
Spend my time paintin’ small toes,
I’ll wear nothing much, get by eatin’ slush,
Shrinking in a winter wonderland!

And what are those prizes?
1st Grand Prize: A Kindle Fire or Nook Tablet
2nd Grand Prize: A $200 Amazon or B&N Gift Card
3rd Grand Prize: A Swag Pack that contains paperbacks, ebooks, 50+ bookmarks, cover flats, magnets, pens, coffee cozies, and more!

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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Wacky Christmas Karaoke Carolling during Holiday Gifts of Love Blog Hop!
 Hi, I'm the wacky, whimsical and way off planet author of Smitten Image, a futuristic urban fantasy about a drifty artist who is a walking disaster in life. And in love...
“As charming as Harry Potter, this wonderfully, magical novel put a smile on my face from beginning to end. I fell in love with Pam B. Morris's poetic voice, turns of phrases and magical cast of characters.”
Sharon Clare, author of Love of Her Lives and Rhapsody.

“SMITTEN IMAGE is such a creative and unique take on witchcraft, psychic powers, and magic. I highly recommend it to those looking for something a little bit different and a whole lot of awesome!” Erin Richards, author of Wicked Paradise and Chasing Shadows.

“I could not put Smitten Image down, a fast-paced ride through a futuristic world filled with magic, art, and mischief.”
Moriah Densley, Author of Song for Sophia and The Valkyries Guardian.

But during this adventurous and whimsical  Holiday Gifts of Love Blog Hop, you and I are singing Karaoke together. Classic Christmas songs with smashing new lyrics by me! So here's "Santa Baby"... Ready? If I can, so can you. Let's go for it!!

Santa Baby... my style

Santa baby, slip a sweet guy under the tree,
For me.
I’ve been so lonely too long,
Santa baby, so bring me some new cutie tonight.

Santa baby, six foot two with blue eyes,
Just my size,
I’d be so easy to please,
Santa Baby, so bring me someone hunky tonight.

Think of all the cuddlin’ I’ve missed
Think of all the wasted time expecting a kiss,
Next year, I’d be oh, so nice,
If you brought me someone from my Top Ten list.
Santa honey, I wanna boyfriend
And really that’s not a lot,
Someone easy that makes me hot,
So bring me someone hungry tonight.

Santa sweetie, there’s someone that I really do need, to feed
My fantasies, and make them true,
So bring me someone yummy tonight.

Santa cutie,   he’ll fill my stocking with bliss, oh yes,
He’s my best bedtime dream
Santa cutie, so bring him down my chimney tonight.

He can trim my Christmas tree.
With some fancy lovin’ that he gives for free
I really do believe in him,
Let’s see if he believes in me.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, some bling,
To fill my stocking with joy, oh, boy
So bring me someone loaded tonight.
So hurry and deliver tonight.

Hurry, tonight.

Some kinda fun, right? So stop in tomorrow for more Christmas Karaoke silliness! Another classic with new lyrics. Then Hop on over to other awesome blogs listed below.

And please leave a comment here, sign up to win a free e-book copy of Smitten Image and enter to win some fantastic grand prizes.

And what are those prizes?

1st Grand Prize: A Kindle Fire or Nook Tablet
2nd Grand Prize: A $200 Amazon or B&N Gift Card
3rd Grand Prize: A Swag Pack that contains paperbacks, ebooks, 50+ bookmarks, cover flats, magnets, pens, coffee cozies, and more!

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