Friday, December 14, 2012

Crazy Karaoe fun with "Starving in a Winter Wonderland" on the Holiday Gifts of Love Blog Hop!

Welcome to Karaoke Madness with me today. We're singing "Starving in a Winter Wonderland." So push play below, loosen up your voice, sing along, enjoy yourself and please, laugh out loud! Leave a comment to sign up for giveaways, including some great grand prizes. And then please go to other bloggers listed below, enter there and then just keep hopping! 

And feel free to look around here. I've written a futuristic urban fantasy called Smitten Image. Lily Barnett, a drifty but brilliant artist who is hopeless at love, stumbles on a magic shop and drinks a love potion. Her magic sparks to life, creating chaos and mayhem around her. Not even her handsome best friend and neighbor, Daniel, can help her. Rogue powers, mischance, dark secrets, pelican mini-lights quoting poetry and painted portraits coming to life all turn Lily's once simple life upside down...


“You will want to curl up on Lily Barnett's sagging sofa for a cup of tea, remind her to feed the fish, and watch her magical world unfold around you. A thoroughly welcome and refreshing take on the classic romance novel. Read it and be transported...” says Tin L.
“Magic--Excitement--Exquisite Writing! Pam B. Morris knows how to write. Her words pull you in and make you feel as if you're living in the world she's created. It's a joy to read and I couldn't wait to see what happened.--then was so sad when I'd read the last word.” Review by Celtic Moon Girl



 
 Starving in a Winter Wonderland

It’s the phone, are you listening,
I’ve a rant and it’s blistering.
My swimsuits too tight,
I’m dieting tonight,
Starving in a winter wonderland.

Gone away are my thin clothes,
Here to stay, strange new fat rolls,
Cabbage and greens,
Peas and some beans,
Starving in a winter wonderland.

On the treadmill I can break a sweat now
Pretending I can run a marathon,
Yes, I look a lot like a big milk cow
I’m confused I will not lose what I put on.

Later on, I’ll conspire
To eat cupcakes with desire,
Then face off the scale,
Hit Walmart's BIG sale,
Starving in a winter wonderland

When I’m thin, I’ll buy new clothes
Spend my time paintin’ small toes,
I’ll wear nothing much, get by eatin’ slush,
Shrinking in a winter wonderland!


And what are those prizes?
1st Grand Prize: A Kindle Fire or Nook Tablet
2nd Grand Prize: A $200 Amazon or B&N Gift Card
3rd Grand Prize: A Swag Pack that contains paperbacks, ebooks, 50+ bookmarks, cover flats, magnets, pens, coffee cozies, and more!

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40 comments:

  1. Thanks for the giggles and giveaway!

    jung {dot} shari {at} gmail {dot} com

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    1. I've had so much fun with this, Shari. And thank you for stopping in and sharing in my madness. Happy Holidays to you and yours!

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  2. Thank you for stopping by, Shari! I'm having so much fun. This blog hopping beats shopping on Super Saturday anytime!!

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  3. Looooove it! I was singing and laughing all the way through. When I was little one of my fav songs was Walking in a Winter Wonderland.:) Hope your holidays are all fun and happy memories.
    peach_hugs@yahoo.com

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    1. Hi Leena! I remember Walking in a Winter Wonderland was like the first Christmas song to put me in the mood, get the kid excitement revved up! I used to goof up the whole "Parson Brown" section, making up my own words even back then. Thanks for the fun reminder! And for stopping by!

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  4. What a funny song. Thanks for the giggle.

    woolfcindy@aol.com

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    1. I just can't help myself, the silliness just overflows. So glad you stopped in to share it with me. Have a fantastic holiday!

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  5. LOL, I am waiting to Starve in Winterwonderland til after Santa comes to my house.

    Thanks for the laugh I needed it tonight.

    Rafflecopter Name: Dawna Newman

    vampiremistress2010(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. I find Christmas madness overwhelming, getting wacky and wild really helps me cope... sorta! So glad you stopped in to share. And Santa is capable of anything!! Have a magical holiday season. And thanks.

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  6. Merry Christmas to you! Thank you for the giveaway!
    verusbognar (at) gmail (dot) com

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    1. Ditto, Veronika. I had so much fun with this hop, still trying to hit everyone even though it takes 'til Christmas. And thank you for stopping in to share in my fun!

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  7. That was interesting Thanks for sharing and being a part of the hop :)
    Happy Holidays

    BeckeyWhiteATgmailDOTcom

    (email following)

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    1. Thanks, Beckey, for stopping in. This hop has been so much fun and a joy to be part of. Have an awesome holiday!

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  8. Happy Holidays! Great Giveaway!

    aprilnu2003(at)yahoo(dot)com

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    1. And Merry Makings for the season to you, Shar. I loved that you stopped in, left a comment. Thanks so much for sharing the magic with me.

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  9. Thanks for being part of this blog hop
    Merry Christmas

    crystaley73 at yahoo dot com

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    1. This was an awesome hop, I'm still catching up with stops all over. So amazing to read so many wonderful blogs. And thank you for being a part of it with me, too. Happy Holidays!

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  10. Funny song.
    bituin76 at hotmail dot com

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    1. Glad you got a giggle, Jan. Sometimes Christmas just drives me batty, so this was great fun to share with everyone. Have a terrific Holiday season! And thanks.

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  11. Happy Happy Holidays! Thanks for the great giveaway!
    Love funny songs!
    grapeapril75(AT)gmail.com

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    1. I just can't help myself, the silliness takes over. This has been such a fun blog hop, thanks for sharing it with me. And have an awesome holiday season yourself, April.

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  12. Great song!
    Thanks for the chance to win and Happy Holidays!
    sqwalker2@hotmail.com

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    1. Thank you for stopping in, Liese. I had a blast writing these goofy lyrics and even singing them where people could actually hear me was... well, I got over myself really fast!! Have an awesome Holiday!

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  13. Thanks for a great song, and a great blog hop! Have a Merry Christmas!
    smoofrog@gmail.com

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    1. Have an awesome Holiday season too, Tonda. And thank you for sharing the silliness with me. This blog hop was so much fun!

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  14. Love the song!
    Happy Holidays!
    ajcraig77@comcast.net

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    1. Glad you liked it, Amy. Have to just go for that creative release sometimes in the oddest ways. But this was way fun and thanks for stopping by and sharing. Have a Merry Christmas season.

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  15. Thanks for the great hop.
    magic5905 at embarqmail dot com

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    1. It was an awesome hop, wasn't it? I had so much fun and am still catching up visiting all the amazing blog sites. Thank you for stopping in to share the joy with me!

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  16. these hops are so much fun - loved those lyrics!
    sallans d at yahoo dot com

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    1. Thanks, Di. I have fun writing them... 'tis the season to fly my freak flag, I guess!! So glad you stopped by and participated in the blog hop. This has been a great one.

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  17. thanks for hop
    kaholgate at ymail dot com

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    1. Thank you, Kimberly, for stopping by to help me celebrate the fun and games. Have an awesome Holiday season!

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  18. Thanks for the chance to win!
    Happy holidays!
    natasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com

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    1. I hope you do win, Natasha. I'd love everyone to win... 'tis the season for giving, after all. Thanks for sharing the fun with me and hope your holiday's are filled with joy and merriment.

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  19. What an awesome hop!! And a fantastic giveaway! Thank you!! Happy holidays to you all! Best wishes and many blessings!
    shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. This has been a fantastically fun hop. Thanks for participating. I'm still catching up with all the awesome blogs, meeting new folk. Makes the holiday season way more fun. Have a merry one!!

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  20. I'm spending this holiday season with my family and hoping to win so I can read more romances. I don't have an ereader. Happy Holidays! lisarayns at gmail dot com

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    1. I hope you have a fantastic holiday with your family. I hope you win too! E-reader's are still few and far between, but print on demands usually follow. And I shouldn't say this as a writer trying to make money, but I love used book stores! So many titles to find there, I can read tons of different authors and kinds of books, especially if it's an exchange store. Love books! Thanks for entering and hopping through these holiday festivities!

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  21. Thanks Cassandra. I really appreciate you stopping in. Hope I brought you some giggles this crazy time of year. And have a merry celebratory Christmas!

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