With the arrival of summer,
at last, comes a cornucopia of phobias, both old and new. In the admission that
yes, I do suffer phobias, I am fighting my instinctive Phobophobia (fear of
phobias) and keeping my spirit on alert. You may want to watch for signs of
suffering near you this season:
1.
Aerophobia (fear
of swallowing airborne toxins)
2.
Nudoknotta-phobia
(fear of string bikinis)
3.
Aphiddaphobia
(fear of aphids)
4.
Ashiva-phobia
(fear of air conditioning)
5.
Chiroptaphobia
(fear of bats)
6.
Asplasha-phobia
(fear of mermaids)
7.
Dermaslasha-phobia
(fear of shaving legs)
8.
Ompholamucha-phobia
(fear of belly button rings)
9.
Slatha-phobia
(fear of sunscreen)
10. Kosmikophobia
(fear of cosmic phenomenon)
11. Blennophobia
(fear of slime)
12. Havtagoa-phobia
(fear of stopping play in order to pee)
13. Sloppa-phobia
(fear of dripping ketchup)
14. Exposa-phobia
(fear of falling out of swimsuits)
15. Grossamundo-phobia
(fear of older men in thongs)
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